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1. Yo mama so fat, the dwarves thought she was the lonely mountain.

2. What kind of a pet is an elephant

Trumpet

3. What do you call a Cafeteria located at the back side of a building?

Bacteria

4. Me and my wife watched four movies back-to-back last night.

Thankfully, I was the one facing the TV.

5. I'm a fruit seller, and this woman who goes by the name "Ana" comes daily and eats many fruits for free...

I think I need to banana.

6. What do you call a cafeteria located at the back side of a building?

Bacteria.

7. Which search engine does Mario use?

Yahoo!

8. Aphrodite

When Aphrodite sprawls out bare-ass naked in a giant clam shell she's a goddess. But when I do it I'm a drunk and no longer welcome at the aquarium.

9. My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...

10. If you get arrested, they take your picture

They are framing everyone

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